LOL OMG WTF
A new movie has just opened called "The Teenage Anus mMeets the Beautiful Vampire From Outer Space" At the opening, we see the teenage hero, played by Gary Coleman who is a well endowed scientist. He is trying to build a smelly monster out of old balls and used condoms. The monster has black skin and 420 arms and is played by Patrick Duffy. Suddenly the monster comes to life and kidnaps the beuatiful heroine, played by Cher. Then he begins to destroy Philadelphia. In the end, the monster is destroyed by the vampire who is played by Emmanual Lewis. And the hero and the heroine live unhappily ever after.